Voicemail

[vdistinctive]

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Comments

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[vdistinctive]

oh so its FANCY and useless

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[geniuswithasmartphone]

I'mma tell Tony u said that and his feelings will be hurt.

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[vdistinctive]

How did one convey sarcasm in emoji? Mostly through context.

And a crying cat face.

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[geniuswithasmartphone]

I'm glad u feel sorry for doing that.

Which could be gleefully ignored and misinterpreted.