Voicemail

[vdistinctive]

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Comments

April Fool Phones 2015

[talentforlying]

[From here.]

Look, no one called John. EVER. The island was so small as to not really need phones, and no one from London would call him unless he was the last option on the planet.

Still, he wasn't going to ignore a call from what sounded to be a reasonably attractive young woman. That'd be rude, innit?

"Listen, sunshine, I got plenty of stuff some might call 'military grade,' but I don't think that's what you're after. Give me a few more specifics on what you want these 'weapons' for, and I might be able to offer you something better."

Re: April Fool Phones 2015

[vdistinctive]

To here