vdistinctive: (resigned-face)
vdistinctive ([personal profile] vdistinctive) wrote2014-03-30 01:09 pm

Voicemail

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*
geniuswithasmartphone: (Side Eye (With Bonus Shade!))

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone 2016-08-08 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'mma tell Tony u said that and his feelings will be hurt.
geniuswithasmartphone: (Smirk: Sideways Lean)

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone 2016-08-08 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad u feel sorry for doing that.

Which could be gleefully ignored and misinterpreted.