Voicemail

[vdistinctive]

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Comments

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[geniuswithasmartphone]

I also got a cool hardlight shield! That was accompanied by a picture of a grinning Hardison doing what Eliot would probably recognize as the Hardiman pose, no matter how much Hardison wished he didn't recognize that at all, with what looked like a holographic projection of a shield over his left hand. Tony gave it to me as a new best friend present!

Well...something like that. And Hardison wasn't sure if he was supposed to give it back yet. But he wasn't going to say anything in the hopes that Tony wouldn't remember to ask for it back.

...What's with the top hat?

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[vdistinctive]

thats not a shield thats a hologram

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[geniuswithasmartphone]

It's a HARDLIGHT hologram!

That made all the difference!

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[vdistinctive]

oh so its FANCY and useless

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[geniuswithasmartphone]

I'mma tell Tony u said that and his feelings will be hurt.

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[vdistinctive]

How did one convey sarcasm in emoji? Mostly through context.

And a crying cat face.

Re: A Totally Comforting Text From The Boyfriend

[geniuswithasmartphone]

I'm glad u feel sorry for doing that.

Which could be gleefully ignored and misinterpreted.