vdistinctive | Voicemail

Voicemail

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

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Okay, see THAT was an actual concern. Hardison stared at his phone in consternation for a second.

I'll be ok. Several thumbs up emojis followed that to add to Eliot's reassurance. I'll hide behind Tony so don't do nothing drastic to my electronics.

Beat.

Don't let Parker taze nothing either.

The easy solution here would be to not go running off to hunt nazis without his damn team. But nooooooooooo.

dont get hurt or no guarantees

That got a punchy fist, a bomb, a pick-ax, a top hat, fire, and a skull and crossbones.

Probably best not to ask about the top hat.

I also got a cool hardlight shield! That was accompanied by a picture of a grinning Hardison doing what Eliot would probably recognize as the Hardiman pose, no matter how much Hardison wished he didn't recognize that at all, with what looked like a holographic projection of a shield over his left hand. Tony gave it to me as a new best friend present!

Well...something like that. And Hardison wasn't sure if he was supposed to give it back yet. But he wasn't going to say anything in the hopes that Tony wouldn't remember to ask for it back.

...What's with the top hat?