vdistinctive: (resigned-face)
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Eliot had been planning to do the whole "find music and practice the guitar" thing during his office hours again, today, but his computer seemed to have another idea.

Mostly, it was refusing to play anything other than Macarthur Park.

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and were pressed
In love's hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants


And then when he tried to turn it off, it kept playing. Even when he turned the computer off. And unplugged it. And unplugged the speakers. And threw the whole thing onto the floor and stomped on it a few times.

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


Val excitedly howling along wasn't helping.

[ooc: fun fact! This is my mother's all time favorite song. Open!]

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Date: 2015-06-10 11:03 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Gesture: Seriously?!)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Seriously? Seriously?" Hardison stood in the doorway of Eliot's office and scowled. He wasn't sure if he was talking about what had happened or how much Eliot had enjoyed it or even the mess on the floor and the damn song playing.

[Gonna be soooo slooow, but couldn't pass up the aftermath]

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Date: 2015-06-11 01:25 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (You Are Outta Your Mind (With Parker))
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
Hardison wasn't entirely sure if Eliot knew how to forward video, so that was less of a worry.

"Probably gettin' vengeance on you for all that craziness yesterday," Hardison declared. "All that stuff you made me say when I was all outta my mind on--gremlin venom?!"

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Date: 2015-06-11 04:08 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Arguing (w Eliot))
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"You deliberately asked questions to get those kinds of answers," Hardison grumped. "An' it's your fault we're even on thisjavascript:void(0); stupid island. I don't even--what the hell was that, man?!"

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Date: 2015-06-11 04:36 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Pointing: Sit Yo Ass Down)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"I know what is was," Hardison snapped. "I just--I mean, man, what the hell--in, like, a y'know, grander, existential--" He was waving his arms about and failing to finish his sentences.

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Date: 2015-06-11 05:41 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (So Done With This)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Who ate vegetables an' hated on Hot Pockets an' thought video games an' the internet were a waste of time. Would rather be out proselytizin' or playin' b-ball with disadvantaged youth or whatever." Hardison flung his gangly limbs into a chair with a grimace. "Y'all seemed to get along well."

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Date: 2015-06-11 05:53 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Pensive Sitting)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Seemed like a goody-goody to me," Hardison said, absolutely not sulking, shut up. "When he wasn't bein' all Mr. Positive An' Healthy Lifestyle to you, he was freakin' Parker out."

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Date: 2015-06-11 06:04 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Eyebrow Up)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"I was?" Hardison asked, surprised. "I thought you liked the guy!"

And, yes, Parker would be getting a ton of apology!chocolates for all the distress she'd been put through, even if, technically, none of i t was his fault. Still--she was his girl and she'd been upset. Who cared about blame in the face of that?

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Date: 2015-06-11 08:15 pm (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Amused)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Well, y'all seemed to just get along super-great," Hardison grumbled, trying not to smile at the declaration there. "Didn't seem all that freaked out."

Eliot liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiked hiiiiiiiiiiim.

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Date: 2015-06-12 01:25 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Concerned)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
He knew! But it wasn't like Eliot went out of his way to say or anything.

"Oooh, like what? Preach about charity? Do good works? Father Goody Two Shoes didn't seem like the type to do somethin' stupid."

Unlike, say, Hardison.

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Date: 2015-06-12 03:18 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Chin on Fist Side-Eye)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Don't the alots live out in the woods? Man, why would he go visit there? Proselytize to the trees?"

...The gremlins thing he had no defense for.

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Date: 2015-06-12 03:36 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (FLAMES. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"If anything, he'd run into the alot of stairs," Hardison grumbled. "Or the alot of sanctimoniousness."

Hardison didn't like his alter-ego. FYI.

"Says something when I'm actually gonna be glad to head to the CMAs tomorrow."

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Date: 2015-06-12 04:07 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Chuckling (w Eliot))
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
That earned him a giant grin. "You just like punchin' people," Hardison accused half-heartedly.

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Date: 2015-06-12 04:27 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Smirk: Sideways Lean)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"So, you're just gonna let me be an asshole so you can get into all those fights you ain't gettin' on the island," Hardison drawled. "I'm onto you."

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Date: 2015-06-12 04:36 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Hat Smile)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Maybe I was plannin' on bein' good, givin' this a try, tryna see if I can discover what it is about this event that makes you happy?"

Hint: He had not been planning this, no.

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Date: 2015-06-12 04:44 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Boyish Grin)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Maybe being a priest gave me a new outlook on life. I'm tryna be a holier, better person."

Not laughing hurt.

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Date: 2015-06-12 04:49 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Disguise: Priest)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"Violence, my son, is never the answer," Hardison intoned.

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Date: 2015-06-12 04:59 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Talking)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"My collar is fine, thanks," Hardison said, rolling his eyes. "So...wanted to check on a thing. From yesterday. I'm figurin' it was just a thing to try to minimize confusion an' whatever. An', if so, that's like, cool, just sayin'."

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Date: 2015-06-12 05:03 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Aint Playin Around (All Three))
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"You were throwin' out some terms there. Mighta even been considered labels."

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Date: 2015-06-12 05:14 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Disgruntled)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
And Hardison knew he knew, which was why he was just giving him a look. "Is that your way of sayin' drop it?"

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Date: 2015-06-12 05:19 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Thoughtful)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"That's what I was checkin'," Hardison said, leaning back in his chair. "Done for effect then. Like I said, s'cool."

He could slowplay it far longer than Eliot could, after all.

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Date: 2015-06-12 05:52 am (UTC)
geniuswithasmartphone: (Shades--Checkin You Out)
From: [personal profile] geniuswithasmartphone
"No pressure here," Hardison said mildly. "I was just checkin' in. You know you ain't gotta do anythin' you ain't comfortable with."

EXCEPT TO ACCEPT YOU WILL BE LOVED FOREVER.

DEAL WITH IT.

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