In a fishing boat off the coast of Key West, Sunday afternoon

[vdistinctive]

Like Eliot was going to work a job in Key West without dragging his team out for some fishing? Sure. Right. It wasn't like Hardison could fuss about racist militias on the OPEN OCEAN, after all.

. . . He was waiting for the argument about pirates. Or maybe mosquitos. Or sharks. Whatever, they had a cooler full of beer, a boat to themselves, and an extremely low probability of running into any magic monsters this far from Fandom. Eliot was going to call it a win.

[ooc: for Leveragians and likely slow play.]

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[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Y'all know this area's known for heavy shark activity, right?"

It was sharks. Of course it was sharks. The breeze was nice enough to keep the mosquitoes off. If they stayed out long enough, he'd shift to sunburn, just to keep things fresh.

"You're gonna try to catch some stupid fish that we could just go an' buy if you really wanted to eat one," he continued. "An' it's gonna get all cut up on somethin' an bleed in the water an' then you'll see." Probably megalodon-sized great white shark. That was what he was firmly keeping an eye out in the water for. Any long, dark shadow in the water beneath them was going to be assumed to be a murder!shark with a taste for handsome computer geniuses, fyi.

[vdistinctive]

"Ya don't go to a store and buy a marlin, Hardison." Well, you could, but it was definitely cheating. "You conquer it. And get it stuffed and hang it on the wall."

Or, you know, catch-and-release. But that wouldn't horrify Hardison properly.

[whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com]

Parker had whined that there was nothing to do during this on the way out, then shut up about staring at all the water after a bit.

Now she was doing hand-stands, practicing keeping her balance on the slightly unsteady deck. "Are you sure there are fish here?"

[vdistinctive]

Eliot sighed. He probably should have anticipated her antsiness. "Yeah, Parker. Here, look." He pointed off the starboard side. "There, a pod of dolphins. We get goin' a little faster and I bet we can get 'em racing us."

[whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com]

Parker flipped herself back upward, eyes bright. "DOLPHINS." Sounding like one herself. She was leaning over the starboard side in a heartbeat, trailing her fingers. "We need to feed them!"

Because that whole ocean clearly didn't have food for them in it.

[vdistinctive]

Eliot wrapped two fingers through her back beltloop to help make sure she didn't fall off. "We don't need to feed 'em. They have too much fun feedin' themselves."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

What was wrong with cheating?! That was what they did! That was who they were! As people!

"No. Uh-uh. Hellllllllllll naw. We ain't hangin' dead fish up on any walls. What? We some kinda group of barbarians now? 'Hey errybody, look at this thing we murdered!' Who does that? Old white British dudes is who. An we steal from people like that!"

[vdistinctive]

Eliot rolled his eyes and sighed, as though he weren't already planning on not hanging a marlin on his wall. "Fine. If you're gonna get a complex about it, we'll let it go when we're done."

[whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com]

One broke the surface a ways off, and chittered at the boat, then dove again.

"Is it safe to swim here, or is Hardison right about the sharks?"

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"Oh, so we're just gonna dig a metal hook into it's face, drag it in, hoist it up in the air to suffocate an' then let it go when we're done with it?" Hardison asked.

Fishing was legitimately the worst sport. At least, that Hardison could think of right now.

"After we're done here, can we go break a deer's leg an' then set it free?"

[vdistinctive]

"You got any idea what the odds of even catching a marlin is? It's about the challenge, man! Pittin' yourself against the natural world!"

[vdistinctive]

"We're a little far out for swimming, darlin'," Eliot said. "But we pull into the backcountry after and we can find ourselves a nice secluded lagoon."

Which was not to say that the "backcountry" -- or the water between the keys and the Florida mainland -- didn't have sharks.

[whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com]

Parker gave him a grin for the darlin' and relaxed back a little, eyes back on the water. "Camera, camera..." She pulled hers out, waiting for her quarry to surface again. "I like the idea of a lagoon." She grinned wickedly. "And I was promised more skinny-dipping."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"I don't need to challenge the natural world!" Hardison protested. "It wins! I concede! I'm a delicate creature! I accept that!"

Which didn't explain why he'd flung himself at the tentacle beast with a damn spear, but he wasn't pointing that out.

"I don't need to Old Man and the Sea myself to prove that Mother Nature's better'n me!"

[whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com]

"Are you in internet withdrawal already?"

Look, she knew the signs by now.

[vdistinctive]

"You ran in after a tentacle monster with a spear." Eliot was absolutely going to be pointing that out. Forever and always. It had been absolutely amazing and had made Eliot fall just a little bit more in love with Hardison.

[vdistinctive]

"You an' Hardison both," Eliot agreed. "You just gotta put up with my fishin' for a little longer first."

It wasn't often he got to pit himself against something 15 feet long that weighed half a ton. That wasn't some kind of magical monster bent on eating teenagers, anyway.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"I can't even get a decent signal on my phone!" Hardison burst out. "I programmed this thing to bounce signals off the damn moon an' yet nothin! All this salty air and random splashin's probably gotten all inside the casin'...It's not like I can just bring this back under warranty, y'know!"

...He could go on like this for awhile, Parker. Eliot had already been riling him up.

[whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com]

"Compromises," Parker observed. "Fair." She clicked the shutter on her camera as a dolphin surfaced and rolled over, giggling. "Someday you guys are going to a chocolate convention with me, though."

[vdistinctive]

"Sure thing." Eliot had been in central America being a crazy chocolate farmer for most of the aftermath of Parker's last chocolate convention. He had no idea what he was promising. "Suppose we'll have to put up with one of them geek conventions for Hardison, too."

[whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com]

Parker put her arms around him in a hug, and said, "Oh, nooooo," in his ear.

That might have been a suggestive 'oh no' there. Or just an amused one.

"It's Eliot's turn to pick stuff."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Dammit, Eliot! Well...maybe you could keep talking a little. About the love thing, anyway. BUT NOT THE SPEAR-THING, IT UNDERMINED ALL HIS BEST POINTS.

"I ran in to make sure you didn't get your fool ass killed," Hardison grumbled, deliberately not making eye-contact with Eliot. "An' I'd been plannin' to use you as a shield an' poke it when its guard was down."

It might not have happened that way...exactly. For reasons. Like 'Hardison was braver than he let on, especially when idiots he loved her in trouble' kind of reasons.

Shut uo.

[whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com]

Parker nodded, then grinned. "Could be fun. You could dress up as a battle alien or something. And I could be a sexy android."

[geniuswithasmartphone]

"I was promised skinny-dippin'," Hardison sulked. "An' Eliot should lose a turn, cause he made me go stab a tentacle monster."

Yup. 'Made him.' That was exactly what had happened there.

[vdistinctive]

"With body paint and a silver jumpsuit." For Parker. Not for Eliot. "All the aliens on his shows look like people with weird bumps on their heads, though."