Voicemail

[vdistinctive]

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Comments

[vdistinctive]

Not about Eliot saving his ass, he didn't! Well, okay, sometimes.

Wishful thinking.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Hey, sometimes I ASK you to punch stuff and you get all shirty about it! How does THAT many any sense man?

[vdistinctive]

Same reason you get extra whiny when I try to tell you when to hack

Let's be real now, Hardison didn't usually ask.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Because you don't know anything about hacking! You know I can't hack a rotary phone, right?! Followed a few minutes later, in what was clearly an afterthought-- I don't whine. I get annoyed.

[vdistinctive]

Yes, Hardison, that lack of expertise was EXACTLY his point. they should be easier to hack, they're not as complex