Voicemail

[vdistinctive]

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

Comments

[geniuswithasmartphone]

I will. Don't do nothing stupid since I'm not there to tell you not to.

Then, a moment later, he sent, Gonna miss you.

[vdistinctive]

Yeah, cuz I am the one who does stupid shit. Eliot smirked faintly. Don't get soppy.

And then

me 2

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Hardison chuckled quietly in his seat. Soppy? What are you, some 13 yr old British girl? I'll be fine. I ain't the 1 who thinks all our problems can be fixed by hitting them real hard.

[vdistinctive]

Don't see you complaining when it works!

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Uhh, yeah you do.

C'mon, Eliot! Even Hardison knew he complained all the time!

[vdistinctive]

Not about Eliot saving his ass, he didn't! Well, okay, sometimes.

Wishful thinking.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Hey, sometimes I ASK you to punch stuff and you get all shirty about it! How does THAT many any sense man?

[vdistinctive]

Same reason you get extra whiny when I try to tell you when to hack

Let's be real now, Hardison didn't usually ask.

[geniuswithasmartphone]

Because you don't know anything about hacking! You know I can't hack a rotary phone, right?! Followed a few minutes later, in what was clearly an afterthought-- I don't whine. I get annoyed.

[vdistinctive]

Yes, Hardison, that lack of expertise was EXACTLY his point. they should be easier to hack, they're not as complex