Voicemail

[vdistinctive]

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*

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[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Are you for real? Like, I'm legitimately curious--do you honestly think I'm spending my nights trying to figure out how to seduce you? Trust me, you're not at the top of my priority list, either!"

[vdistinctive]

Eliot listened to the message, then stared at his phone. Then listened to the message again.

"No."

Then he stormed off to go find Hardison to fix his damn phone.