vdistinctive: (resigned-face)
vdistinctive ([personal profile] vdistinctive) wrote2014-03-30 01:09 pm

Voicemail

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*
sharp_man: (you dont want to go there)

Crazy phone day!

[personal profile] sharp_man 2018-05-02 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
From here!

"Doctor Lecter here. What reason would your boss have for you to babysit me? For that matter, who is your boss?"