James Sterling, formerly IYS Insurance, now an agent of Interpol, was good. He was very, very good, quite possibly the top of his field. The number of times he'd backed Eliot and his team into a tie -- always a tie, never a win, not on either side -- was testament enough to that. The was no way Eliot would've been able to track the man down on his own, not across the 190 member countries the man could be working in at any given time.
Of course, James Sterling also had a daughter. And no matter how well Sterling had trained Olivia, she was still a teenager. Teenagers were idiots. They made mistakes. As had Sterling, it turned out, when he brought the Leverage team in on his mission to rescue her. The key to finding Sterling was simply to find Olivia.
There were easier ways to get the intel Eliot had promised Leland. For instance, he could be trying to bust into Interpol headquarters in Lyon, France, or one of the handful of regional offices around the world. A massive security system and actual armies worth of guards would definitely be easier than going directly after a man who knew Eliot's face and MO as well as Sterling did. But -- it just wouldn't be anywhere near as satisfying.
Yeah, Eliot thought, when Sterling clicked on the light after returning from dropping Olivia back off at her swanky Swiss boarding school for the night and saw Eliot sitting in the living room of his suite. This was much more satisfying.
"Spencer." Sterling actually managed to look almost bored when he said it. "To what do I owe the pleasure."
Eliot stood, cracking his knuckles and his neck. "Nah, Sterling. Pleasure's all mine."
The door fell shut behind Sterling and the fight was on.
Sterling had apparently learned a new trick or two, since the last time Eliot had beaten him up. For instance: this time he used his baton to desperately whack at Eliot's head instead of his hip. He managed to land a blow that split the skin over Eliot's right eyebrow, but that mostly just made Eliot angry.
A hotel like this one was going to be well-insured, so Eliot didn't worry too much about the damage to that wall.
"The hell do you want?!" Sterling shouted as Eliot slammed him down onto the desk (nice one, too, real mahogany; Eliot liked it when a place put that kind of effort into interior design) and pinned him in place.
"Who said I want anythin'?" Eliot smirked down at him, then yanked him up by his collar and slammed him back down again. Sterling gurgled, and Eliot frowned, knocking his head into the desk a few more times until Sterling stopped squirming. He stepped back, letting Sterling slide to the floor, and watched him for a few moments to make sure he was unconscious, then pushed his hair out of his face and winced. He pressed his thumb against the split on his forehead, then kicked Sterling in the foot once for good measure before rifling through his pockets to find his phone and any other electronics he might have on him. He figured those and the laptop should cover it.
Of course, if he just took them with him, then Sterling would know this was more than just a random revenge beat-down. Which meant Sterling would come after him. Maybe follow him to Fandom, put the students in the line of fire.
Eliot looked over the small collection of computer equipment. He dug around in his own pocket until he pulled out one of Hardison's magic little hacker thumb drive things, then looked at the electronics again. ". . . Dammit."
He was going to have to call Hardison.
[ooc: for him -- and let's be honest, potentially her -- on the other end of the phone.]
Of course, James Sterling also had a daughter. And no matter how well Sterling had trained Olivia, she was still a teenager. Teenagers were idiots. They made mistakes. As had Sterling, it turned out, when he brought the Leverage team in on his mission to rescue her. The key to finding Sterling was simply to find Olivia.
There were easier ways to get the intel Eliot had promised Leland. For instance, he could be trying to bust into Interpol headquarters in Lyon, France, or one of the handful of regional offices around the world. A massive security system and actual armies worth of guards would definitely be easier than going directly after a man who knew Eliot's face and MO as well as Sterling did. But -- it just wouldn't be anywhere near as satisfying.
Yeah, Eliot thought, when Sterling clicked on the light after returning from dropping Olivia back off at her swanky Swiss boarding school for the night and saw Eliot sitting in the living room of his suite. This was much more satisfying.
"Spencer." Sterling actually managed to look almost bored when he said it. "To what do I owe the pleasure."
Eliot stood, cracking his knuckles and his neck. "Nah, Sterling. Pleasure's all mine."
The door fell shut behind Sterling and the fight was on.
Sterling had apparently learned a new trick or two, since the last time Eliot had beaten him up. For instance: this time he used his baton to desperately whack at Eliot's head instead of his hip. He managed to land a blow that split the skin over Eliot's right eyebrow, but that mostly just made Eliot angry.
A hotel like this one was going to be well-insured, so Eliot didn't worry too much about the damage to that wall.
"The hell do you want?!" Sterling shouted as Eliot slammed him down onto the desk (nice one, too, real mahogany; Eliot liked it when a place put that kind of effort into interior design) and pinned him in place.
"Who said I want anythin'?" Eliot smirked down at him, then yanked him up by his collar and slammed him back down again. Sterling gurgled, and Eliot frowned, knocking his head into the desk a few more times until Sterling stopped squirming. He stepped back, letting Sterling slide to the floor, and watched him for a few moments to make sure he was unconscious, then pushed his hair out of his face and winced. He pressed his thumb against the split on his forehead, then kicked Sterling in the foot once for good measure before rifling through his pockets to find his phone and any other electronics he might have on him. He figured those and the laptop should cover it.
Of course, if he just took them with him, then Sterling would know this was more than just a random revenge beat-down. Which meant Sterling would come after him. Maybe follow him to Fandom, put the students in the line of fire.
Eliot looked over the small collection of computer equipment. He dug around in his own pocket until he pulled out one of Hardison's magic little hacker thumb drive things, then looked at the electronics again. ". . . Dammit."
He was going to have to call Hardison.
[ooc: for him -- and let's be honest, potentially her -- on the other end of the phone.]
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 12:36 am (UTC)"Hello, Alec's Electronics, how may I direct your call?"
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 12:38 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 12:47 am (UTC)If you wanted a helpful Hardison, you shouldn't have left with just a stupid message.
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Date: 2015-03-06 12:49 am (UTC)"I've got one of your thumb drive things," Eliot said. "Can you -- zero in on that?"
Six years later, and he still had very little idea what Hardison actually did.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 01:02 am (UTC)He'd met Pinkie Pie today, Eliot. There wasn't enough anchovy and pineapple pizza in the WORLD to make up for that.
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Date: 2015-03-06 01:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 01:24 am (UTC)Enough said.
"Now what is it that you got? I can't answer your questions if I don't know which thumb drive of mine you have. Did you grab one of the ones where I integrated an RFID chip into the casing? Cause I can track that. Did you grab one where I ported a virus over to it? Cause then you could just plug it in and let it do the work."
Don't mind Hardison, he was just repurposing several satellites to see if he could track the signal from Eliot's cell to its origination point, doo de doo de doo.
"This would be hella easier if I knew what you were doing, you know. I need more than a few comments to figure out what's what. I was
meta for-Encyclopedia Brown, remember? Not Mr. Hotshot Reboot Brit-tective."(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 01:31 am (UTC)"How the hell should I know what's in the case?" Eliot asked, turning the thumb drive over. "It was on the left. On your desk."
It was super smooth, how he just straight up didn't bother to answer any of Hardison's questions about where he was or what he was doing.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 01:45 am (UTC)It was the sound of orange soda being cracked open. Hell yeah it was.
"Gimme a damn minute to see which one is missing," Hardison growled into the phone, extricating himself out of Parker's lamprey-like hold and ruffling Megabyte's silky ears so she knew that this daddy wasn't just gonna abandon her.
"All right," he said. "Flip it over and check out the serial number imbedded on the stick. Does in end in -57Hb2?"
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Date: 2015-03-06 01:49 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 02:00 am (UTC)Hardison was clearly winding up for a long and involved explanation here.
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Date: 2015-03-06 02:03 am (UTC)"Where is he?" she hissed, tip-toeing over, Ratman T-shirt hanging off her shoulders. "Why didn't he say where he was going? WHERE ARE YOU, ELIOT?"
That might deafen him a little, but Parker lost her fight with self-control very suddenly.
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Date: 2015-03-06 02:08 am (UTC)Sterling groaned, and Eliot stalked over to smack his head into the floor again.
"I got a limited window here. What if I gave you the address and room number for the hotel?"
It wasn't like Eliot didn't already know that Hardison was tracing the call, after all.
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Date: 2015-03-06 02:18 am (UTC)And the sound of flesh against something unyielding did not make Hardison rest any easier.
"The address and room number? What, am I supposed to send you room service? You wanna be really useful, gimme the IP address and the router key." He caught Parker's eye and nodded towards the couch, taking his seat and grabbing his laptop again. "Did you mention Interpol? Are you in Lyon? London? What the hell are you doing, anyway?"
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Date: 2015-03-06 02:26 am (UTC)Displeased Parker is very displeased.
She put her pointy chin on Hardison's shoulder and muttered to him, "We could've helped in person and this wouldn't be going sideways on him."
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 02:35 am (UTC)Look, his introduction to Pinkie had been very enlightening, okay?!
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 02:41 am (UTC)They were thieves. They might take the necklace.
"I'm running -- Quinn called in his marker." And that was the first time Eliot had outright lied to them. Not fudged. Not joked with. Lied. "That's all I can tell ya. Sendin' you the wifi information now."
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Date: 2015-03-06 02:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 02:50 am (UTC)Once he owned the wifi, he could use that connection to hack into the computer that was giving Eliot all this trouble. Systems were designed to pick up signals and connections all the time and with the right commands, those signals and connections could be used to make a laptop and do tricks. Hardison? Knew all the commands.
"Wait--did you say Geneva? Quinn's got you running on Sterling?!" Look, Eliot had mentioned Interpol already and Hardison knew where Sterling was currently staying. This was Sterling, of course he kept tabs on him. "Now I ain't even sure that I wanna know what he's got you doing." That was a lie. OF COURSE he wanted to know!
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Date: 2015-03-06 02:54 am (UTC)Except, you know, for the part where he couldn't.
Eliot sighed heavily. "Tell Parker I ain't robbing a bank for her. She'd just get jealous she wasn't doin' it herself. And stop givin' my dog aliases! She has to learn her real name, first." That was easier than addressing the elephant of what the hell he was trying to do. "I need the intel from the computer on something nice and portable. The thumb drive gonna work for that?"
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Date: 2015-03-06 03:14 am (UTC)Though, once Eliot passed along the information he'd asked for, he'd be able to enjoy a few minutes of silence broken only by the clackity-clack of Hardison's fingers flying over the keys. At least until he started talking to himself. "A'ight, a'ight. Gimme a few more minutes to crack this encryption--aww, is that Black ICE? That's adorable--and then I'll own the entire computer. 256-bit encryption? C'mon now! You're Interpol! Have some respect for yourself."
A few more keystrokes and it was done. "There ya go. All good. But before I turn it over to you...let's hear you say it."
Yes, Hardison was absolutely going there.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 03:23 am (UTC)And then they would have followed him.
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Date: 2015-03-06 03:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 03:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 03:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 03:40 am (UTC)He hit enter and Sterling's laptop beeped, all of its defenses going quiescent so Eliot could take whatever he needed.
"You know, Eliot..." Hardison sounded oddly diffident. "It don't matter whether it was our marker or not. Wouldn't even matter if you hadn't owed him a favor so he'd help take down Dubenich. We always got your back, Eliot, regardless."
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 03:46 am (UTC)He'd just figure Eliot broke in just to beat on him a little.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 03:48 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 03:49 am (UTC)"Glad we ain't the only ones, then," Hardison muttered. "Drag yo' ass home or we're gonna keep feeding Megabyte table scraps and Purina puppy chow."
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Date: 2015-03-06 03:56 am (UTC)Eliot closed his eyes and heaved a sigh. "Megabyte is a terrible name for a dog." He pulled the thumb drive out once the transfer was done, carefully replaced the laptop to the position it was in when he came in, and went over to put Sterling's phone back as well.
And kicked him again for good measure.
"And do you have any idea what kinds of preservatives commercial dog food has in it? Tell me you at least looked up the ASPCA's list of food that's poisonous to dogs." He took one last look around the suite for anything incriminating -- other than the dent in the wall, the broken glassware, and the Interpol agent unconscious on the floor -- and slipped back out into the hall. "On my way out, now. I'll let you know when I'm headed back stateside."
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Date: 2015-03-06 04:03 am (UTC)And, y'know, find out about this heretofore unknown alias that Eliot had kept hidden, la la la.
"Text it to me, yo. I've gotta go give Megabyte her chocolate-and-onion guacamole we just mixed up. Smooches!" And then he hung up, laughing.
"He's gonna whup my ass when he gets home," he told Parker fondly.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 04:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 04:27 am (UTC)"Funny," he said, wrapping an arm around her. "I just kinda think it's hot."
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-06 04:32 am (UTC)Of course, she still had hidey-holes, but it was weird how much she liked sharing with him.
"We're still on for plan E, right? Even with him going 'off the reservation'?" Yay for movies and TV shows that Hardison showed her, which used that phrase.
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Date: 2015-03-07 07:34 am (UTC)Val--err, that was Megabyte--snuffled around a little then crawled into Hardison's lap. Because puppies needed cuddles, too, you know.
"And hers, too," he said, obligingly reaching down to pet her. "So that the next time Papa Grumpybear tries to bail, she'll already be with us."
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Date: 2015-03-07 07:32 pm (UTC)That wistful note? That was her agreeing without saying it.
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Date: 2015-03-07 09:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-07 09:06 pm (UTC)Look, that made sense in her head. Parker was just really, really grateful that Hardison was a patient person.
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Date: 2015-03-07 09:27 pm (UTC)Yeah, they were talking about Eliot's deal and he'd get back to that in a second. But sometimes Parker needed reassurance--whether she knew she needed it or not.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-07 09:33 pm (UTC)Parker kissed him to demonstrate that fact, because words were not as useful, and she couldn't steal him a new hard-drive this minute.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-07 10:34 pm (UTC)Besides an Eliot, obviously, but that was less was he needed and more what they all did.
"Girl, you kiss 'bout as good as you steal," he murmured against her lips before kissing her again. He would have said 'better than', but he knew Parker's priorities.
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Date: 2015-03-07 10:39 pm (UTC)Parker hummed happily against his lips, and then sighed herself away a little. "Bedroom time? With handcuffs?" Nibbling kisses. Closeness.
See, if they could do this on a heist, it would be the best day EVER.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-07 11:03 pm (UTC)It was an important question! Because, yeah, he knew how this worked.
(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-07 11:05 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-07 11:09 pm (UTC)"Feeling distracted yet?" he asked, reaching for her hand to lead her to the bedroom.
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Date: 2015-03-07 11:14 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2015-03-07 11:20 pm (UTC)Yeah, Eliot was a thousand miles away and being an ass and still not picking up the hints they were leaving for him, but they managed to have a good night anyway.
And a pretty decent morning, too.