Info post: What's an Eliot?

We briefly interrupt your regularly scheduled BDE aftermath day for a new townie info post!

( You want his job? He gets punched and kicked. )

Voicemail

"You've reached Eliot. If this is Parker: no, cereal doesn't count as dinner. If it's Hardison: no, I haven't read your email, yet. Nate and Sophie: if you schedule the damned wedding already, I'll attend.

Anyone else, leave a message, and I'll get back to you."

*beep*