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"What in fucking tarnation is going on out here?" Eliot had stepped out to go find the doctor and see about procuring some headache powder, or anything else (anything else that wasn't an opiate, which, well, good fucking luck) that might help Kathy with what was sure to be a fucking tremendous hangover (Eliot's was no joke, so hers had to be terrible). Only to find the street in utter chaos as wagons and men on horseback rushed every which way. Someone fired a rifle in the air, and everyone on the street screamed and started looking around -- not for the shooter, but towards the hills in the distance outside of the camp. An enterprising gentleman who normally sold "soap with a prize!" was offering discount boards and "genuINE injin dream frighteners, guaranteed to keep the red man from entering your domicile or place of business!" Eliot had to resist the urge to strangle the man then and there.

"Ain't you been payin attention?" Swearengen, who was observing the whole show from the door of his saloon, stepped up next to Eliot. "The Sioux were spotted this morning circulatin' around the fucking camp. We're about to get raided by savages."

Eliot scowled. "The hell we are. First off, the Sioux are too fucking smart to try and come into town where every white cocksucker and whore's got themselves a peashooter at fucking minimum. And second, natives aren't fucking savages, you son of a goat-fucker. We're the invading fucking aliens in this narrative and what's more every thinkin' man in this camp knows that for a goddamn fucking fact."

"'Invading aliens!'" Swearengen gave him a startled and amused look. "More of that Jules Verne crap you been peddling since you first fucking showed up here, huh? I were you I'd keep that sort of talk close to your chest, Spencer, if you don't wanna get stripped of that nice shiny piece of tin and run out of town on a rail with that piece of sideways pussy of yours to face those dirt-worshipping cocksuckers you love so much. See how noble and fucking sweet they seem when they're scalping those gorgeous locks from your fucking heads."

Eliot's response was cut off by a fucking Hollywood war whoop echoing through the hills around the camp, sending the townspeople into even more of a tizzy. By the time he managed to make sure he wasn't going to get swept up in the resulting panicked stampede, Swearengen had gone again, probably to go figure out how to turn a fucking "Indian raid" into a profit.

[ooc: open for anyone who wants to come play cowboys and indians.
Content note: really blatant old school racism. Like, I feel dirty typing it. Here there be stereotypes (and even more cursing).]

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Date: 2015-08-03 04:29 am (UTC)
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Pulling Hair Up)
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"How are bullets and fucking arrows coming in here?" Kathy snapped. "They've got, like, the worst aim in fucking history."

She glared out the remains of the window, pulling her hair back. Eliot might be willing to let this go but she was not. She was a fucking superhero. There had to be a way.

She traced a route over the rooftops, ducking behind posts and hiding under eaves. She could do this. She could stop this.

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Date: 2015-08-03 04:52 am (UTC)
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Grrrrrrr)
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"You're right, this isn't just a fucking mugging!" Kathy snapped. "There are people out there who are gonna fucking die!"

She glared at him for a moment, then turned around and flounced towards the back.

Where there was a back door and an easily accessible rooftop.

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Date: 2015-08-03 07:56 am (UTC)
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (V-Sign 03 (Coming At You))
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"That's exactly what I'm trying to do for everyone else!" Kathy yelled over her shoulder. "It's what I have to do! Or what the fuck kind of superhero would I be if I didn't at least fucking try!"

She might not have her speed or agility back, but she wasn't completely powerless anymore! That had to count for something.

Opening the back door, she stepped outside, blinking in the bright sunlight. She squinted, raised her hand up to the sky, a perfect silhouette in the doorway.

"Don't worry, Eliot," she said, half-turning back towards him to give him a victory sign. "I'll find a way to keep every last one of these assholes safe."

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Date: 2015-08-03 02:22 pm (UTC)
spin_kick_snap: Kang Min Kyung as Kathy/Banzai (Sobbing)
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There was a thunk. Kathy looked down at her chest that had suddenly sprouted feathers with an expression closer to disbelief than actual pain. It wasn't until she coughed and blood spattered on her lips that she realized something was truly wrong.

"Eliot," she choked out. "I--"

She took a step. And then another step. The crack of gunfire was louder than thunder, louder even than the pulse beating in her ears. A line of bullets ripped through the doorway, gouging wood to her immediate left and right.

Gouging flesh where there was not wood.

She looked at him, shocked and frightened. "You...blood..." she croaked, pointing at his face.

Then she toppled over. Her body hit the floor, bounced, and then lay flat. A moment of distortion when it was like the entire world glitched out for a second or two and when the world righted itself, the doorway was empty.

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