"Man, I did," Hardison snapped, hand up to his ear so everyone would assume he was on a Bluetooth or something. "And since the last three times you complained at me, I pulled mine out to test and they're perfect! Absolutely perfect! There is nothing wrong with the comms!"

And then, because Hardison absolutely could not leave well enough alone, he added, "Also, calm down with the garlic, man. That last chili dog gave me heartburn something fierce."