"But have they ever sent you four extra pizzas for no apparent reason?" Sparkle smiled crookedly, then shook his head a little. "I don't know, man. I think it's the fighting I'm tired of. I never was any good at it."

This was not strictly true. For a baseline human, he was pretty excellent, at this point. But that only did him so much good going up against monsters, Sith, or whatever the horror of the week happened to be.