'Alice' snickered, leaning in precariously closer to both guys. "Niiiigel. It's like a sleeping pill." She gave a very realistic snore, then said, "So we get to pick our names? That's cool."

Because clearly, that's what the I.D.'s were for, right? Why else would they be there? "Suzanne Hagen, Nadia Omynskaya... oo, Avery Janeway. What's a Janeway?" She eeled an arm over 'Marshall's' shoulder, then eeled it back to compare it to 'Jean-Luc.' "which do you like?"