75 Godiva, Wednesday

[vdistinctive]

The house was gutted down to studs, many of which had been rearranged to make the new configuration of rooms the team had agreed on. Eliot was working on framing the new upper story now, which meant a hard hat, tool belt, gloves, the works.

Seriously, he had this whole men-at-work carpenter look down up here. He hoped his partners appreciated it. Lord knew he did on the few occasions Hardison got down and dirty with a maker get up. He wondered how much Hardison would fuss about the sawdust if they tried to fool around in (a carefully cleared area of) the construction site. . . .

Work was happening, if a little slow. Since the carpenter kept distracting himself with idle fantasies.

[yeah I dunno. Open! Eliot should be visible from the street while he works. . . .]

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[whoisalicewhite]

Parker was wandering around with a hard-hat on. And a tape-measure. Mostly to see if there was space for a hidden stairway as well as the proposed re-designed panic room.

She did pause to give Eliot an appreciative grin.

"An outside slide spiraling off the roof would be cool."

[vdistinctive]

Eliot rolled his eyes good-naturedly. "We're not buildin' a funhouse here, darlin'," he pointed out. ". . . Would be useful for quick evacuations, though."

Who decided these two should collaborate on designing a living space?

[whoisalicewhite]

"It would! And you know we'll need to quickly evacuate again sometime," Parker agreed, rising up on her toes. "It could be either a real slide, or one of those net tubes. Whichever one Hardison could manage easiest."

It went without saying that the two of them might be just jumping off the roof.

[vdistinctive]

"It's Hardison. We might be best off stockin' up on sedatives and carryin' him out bodily, if it comes to that."

[myownface]

Sparkle had just been out walking. Just... walking. He had a lot of pent-up antsiness since the whole surprise Toronto trip, and while having a functional business again helped with a lot of that, he was still looking for ways to burn it off.

Which meant, of course, that he was pausing to kind of stare at Eliot for a bit from the street. Not just because it was a nice view (and hahahahaha oh god Sparkle would never tell Eliot that anyway), but also because, look, another potential distraction.

On a whim, he called out from the street, "Hey! How much would I slow you down if I asked you to show me how to swing a hammer?"

[vdistinctive]

Eliot looked down, resting the two-by-four he'd been lifting into place on his shoulder. "You got reasonable hand-eye coordination," he decided. "I can probably still make my quota for the day. Come on up."

[myownface]

Sparkle really hoped he had reasonable hand-eye coordination at this point. Though it would explain just how much shit he tended to get himself into if he didn't...

He grinned at that, and then made his way over and up, picking his way through the assorted building supplies with relative ease.

"If I slow you down too much, you can totally kick me out," he decided. "Just seems like one of those things I should know around here, you know? I can do, like, emergency repairs, but not anything really meant to last."

[vdistinctive]

Eliot nodded. He was all for people knowing how to fix their own stuff. "Plus, it'll give ya something to do when bleach fumes from cleanin' get to be too much," he said, giving Sparkle a knowing look. "Grab yourself a hardhat. There're any number of folks on this island who'll kill me if you end today concussed."

[myownface]

Sparkle smiled a bit sheepishly at that bleach fumes comment. Oh, his bedroom was so goddamn clean these days. Even Milady's fish tank had never been cleaner. He nodded, went to grab a hard hat, and settled it on his head.

"I'd say I have a pretty hard head anyway, but that's not exactly going to save me from falling beams or whatever," he allowed. "Let's avoid the concussions. I try to save those for things that are actively trying to kill me, at the very least."

[vdistinctive]

"That's the best way to go about it," Eliot agreed, knocking gently on his own hardhat with the two-by-four. "Alright, tell you what, help me hold this sucker in place and I can give you a quick demo while I secure this end. Then you can give hammerin' a shot on the other end."

This was not going to be a weight-bearing stud, no.

[myownface]

"Sounds good," Sparkle replied with another quick grin and a little nod. "You show me where to hold it, and let's do this."

... He was actually kind of excited about this. He'd been feeling weirdly stagnant again lately, in spite of the renovations to the Demon Marcus and all.

[vdistinctive]

Eliot gave Sparkle a quick explanation of where the stud would go, and once they got it into position, pulled the hammer and a nail out of his tool belt. "You're gonna get more control the closer you hold the hammer to its head," he explained, as he demonstrated how to hold the nail in place and take aim with the hammer. "And more power the closer you hold it to the end. You wanna find a sweet spot in the middle, where you can be sure you won't hammer your hand or the wall, and drive the nail in in only a couple good whacks. Otherwise it'll get all bent out of shape and won't go in clean."

[myownface]

"Got it," Sparkle replied, paying close attention as he held the board firm. "I think that's where I always fuck it up. I get too freaked out I'm gonna, like, break my fingers, and then I end up having to straighten out my nail halfway."

[vdistinctive]

Eliot nodded. There was a definitely metaphor in there, somewhere, but he wasn't going to hammer it in. (He was just going to make dad jokes in the narrative. Look, he had an adopted daughter now. Dad jokes were his job.) "Try chokin' up on the hammer for just the first hit or two, just to get the nail set, then once you don't have to hold it in, you can up the power a little more."

[myownface]

Honestly, Sparkle wouldn't even deny the metaphor. He listened and nodded, lips pursed slightly.

"Makes sense enough. Once it's started, that's where the hand-eye coordination really comes in handy. It's not something I really had for shit like this a few years back, but that's not so much a problem anymore."

Training in various weapons under Leto and Atton almost certainly had come in handy for that.

[vdistinctive]

"Practicin' helps," Eliot agreed. "And havin' enough of an interest in it to actually get around to practicin'." And being raised in a hardware store. Eliot was slowly getting used to being around piles and piles of nails and wood and tools again, though he still got the occasional weird, nostalgic deja vu. He tested his end of the stud to make sure it was secure, then offered the hammer and a nail to Sparkle. "Your turn."

[myownface]

Sparkle nodded a little, reaching for the Hammer, then the nail, and kind of blowing out a little breath as he processed the both of them in his hands like that.

"Okay, so... here, right?" He held the nail up to the stud. "Just, like, line 'em up and thwack it in?"

There were moments when Sparkle wished he'd been raised in a hardware store. Having some real world skills that were useful in situations that didn't involve living on the street would be super great.

[vdistinctive]

Actual present parents had their uses, even if they did tend to leave their own variety of scars. "That's the idea. I can only give you so much theory on this. You mostly just gotta get a feel for it yourself."

[myownface]

"Feel it out, yeah. Be one with the hammer," Sparkle snorted, and then shrugged and actually went for it. A few more careful taps to get it started, and then he was pulling his nail hand out of harm's way and giving the hammer a couple more solid swings. The nail actually went in.

"Huh!"

Sparkle was pretty sure he shouldn't be that excited about the nail going in. But here he was.

[vdistinctive]

Eliot nodded. "Nicely done. You stick around for a bit and you might even speed things up around here for the day."

[myownface]

Sparkle glanced back at Eliot and grinned a little. Okay, shut up, he was a sucker for positive reinforcement when it didn't come with strings and he knew it.

"I mean, I don't have anywhere else to be," he noted. "I was just out looking to kill some extra energy anyway."

[vdistinctive]

"Well, you found just the place for it. It's nice when you can do that constructively, insteada beatin' the crap out of something for awhile. Or cleanin' the crap out of it, I suppose." He gestured for Sparkle to follow and led the way to where the construction plans were sitting, spread across a saw-horse-and-plank table and weighted down with jars of nails. "Framin' ain't a bad place for a willing novice. You still wanna burn extra energy later, I can teach you how to drywall downstairs."

[myownface]

Sparkle followed along amiably, looking at the plans and tilting his head a little. His brain still functioned in metric, it took him a few seconds to parse some of what was written down.

"I wouldn't complain about drywall lessons either," he decided. "I mean... like... any lessons, at this point. Cleaning is great for familiar-and-productive, but I'm kind of looking to pick up whatever useful skills I can manage, these days."

[vdistinctive]

Eliot nodded. "Too bad the community center ain't got classes on this semester," he mused. "Still, there'll be plenty of construction work around town for awhile yet, and there's always Baltimore if you're lookin' for more formal trainin' on anything." He tilted his head a little, looking Sparkle over. "Anything goin' on I can help with? Other'n just keepin' you busy, I mean."

[myownface]

Sparkle huffed out a little laugh and shrugged his shoulders.

"I mean, there's always something going on lately," he noted. "The community centre stuff is usually cooking classes anyway, which I've kind of got a handle on these days."

Hard not to, after playing sous chef for Dr. Lecter so often. Incidentally, those two thoughts weren't as mutually exclusive as they seemed.

He leaned in to look at the plans, and then glanced around, placing what was written down with different parts of their surroundings.

"I've had a few people suggest taking classes off the island. Shame this place doesn't have, like, a community college or something so I can take all the random shit I didn't get a chance to take in high school, without having to account for, like, grades or student visas or whatever."